not really. i'm just listening to that song, and i love it so much. it's honestly amazing. katy perry is pretty fantastic. but anyway, thought i'd come have a wee vent on here. had an amazing night last night! town with daria. obviously it was gonna be a good night from the start, haha. though, to be honest. i was a wee bit nervous when deb, her mum, turned up. sort of thought that might put a downer on the night but it was actually fantastic. started off at boogies, which was amazing. daria and me instantly hit the dancefloor and went nuts. of course, i soon watched daria babe-ing up all the boys haha. me and deb had a wee dance and that was good. had some teeaaapottt! yum. then next thing we knew, these boys that had danced with us before, were back. gave them both a wee shot each. the really hot one then gave me a hug, and put his arm around me, told me I had 'fantastic boobies'. ohh he was gorgeous! shaggy brown hair, doe eyesss <3 nom nom nom! anyway, found out his name was tom then we all wandered off back to the dancefloor and split. they were back soon enough though. the other guy took quite a liking to me, and bought me a malibu and lemonade <3 was sooo good. but of course, you don't get anything for free these days. and soon enough he was eating my face. no shit. i checked in the bathroom and i had teeth marks above my lip. dude. wtf. i do feel bad though, his friend ditched him and he told me to take care of him but then daria and deb and left from the bathroom, and i completely spaced and forgot about him and we left. we left in such a hurry because we found daria's id and card so we were suddenly all 'yay! we don't have to be stuck in the one place all night!'. 'cept then we ran into her frikin' ex man thing who is such an asshole. she sat down and talked to him so me and deb wandered to wendys cause i needed to pee.
haha, thought you might appreciate that information! ;) anyway, so yeah and when i came out deb was chatting with some guy, asking him to buy her a milkshake. i told her to give him the puppy eyes. he was like 'no. puppy lips. they're normally 'O' shaped and going up and down something'. wee innocent deb, haha didn't even click and i did! when i told her she went so red! but she scored the shake anyway, which is good. for free too. even though he asked to touch her boobs or have a root haha.she escaped. bought daria a mint shake and took it to her while she was chatting to him then sat and waited outside with deb, who hates him. she eventually emerged. crying ); assholee!!!! so i gave her a big big hug and let her snot on me. always makes someone feel better. got her laughing soon enough anyway. my bar was pretty pumping. though they shut at 3! gutted!!! so, you know, didn't last long. we managed to get daria the mad stalker though. she danced with him for like a minute then got freaked out because he was just staring at her really intensely, and doing some weird pumping dance. but yeah, we moved away, he continued to grind on her. so we went to the bathroom, emerged on the otherside of the dancefloor and were fine until he spotted us. and grinded some more. so we moved, he grinded. i boxed daria into a corner and he slid in and was grinding. so we moved again, and he was still grinding. so i used my genius, grabbed her and we danced close for a few seconds and he fucked off. VICTORY!!! i mean, come on. if she doesn't dance back with you, buddy, just give up. don't make a bigger dick of yourself than you need to. when it was winding down some other nice boy was dancing with her, but then was pretty much dry fucking her so she fled haha. we were the last people there, and were chatting to a couple of the bouncers. who were lovely, really. we checked the men's toilet for them because he checked the ladies'.
anyway, after that we ran into matt again, and he 'promised' daria something. but of course he never came through. because he's a liar and she can do so much better. but you can't help it when you love someone. you see past their flaws. anyway, tried to stop daria from seeing him, so grabbed her and carried her away but she went anyway. :/ some guys walked past and called us hot lesbians and they had a video camera and we'd be on youtube. i was like, 'dude. if it was worth videoing, it would be banned from youtube.' but hey, they can keep dreaming, it's free. eventually started the walk home with daria and deb again and the guys continued yelling miscellaneous things about us repeating the action and other nonsense. uhm, yeah. but went off home and crawled into her bed after watching some good old jeremy kyle. 3 kids and he was JUST 16!!! heard of a condom, buddy!? yeah, woke up at like 3pm. we talked and then dozed off again. i got up though, because tamara scored herself a kitten and i wanted to see it. so went and got a drink and then wee cute kitttyyyy! gorgeous wee thing! had some intense fun with it and tamara's older cat. turns out her older cat snorts before growling. it's hilarious.
yeah, anyway. all good things have to come to an end, got home and mum told me she'd taken my phone charger because apparently i left it on. i know i fucking hadn't. grr. whatever, i just switched to my old phone. not that she knows this, actually. so now since i 'don't have a phone' she doesn't get to know where i am. aha, also! taking the toaster and jug and hiding them. they're always left on. they're hazards too. suck on that. >:D worse thing is though-- she's got three weeks off work. three fucking weeks. i'm going to go mental. i know i am. i have a feeling i'll be living at friend's houses lots. fuck staying here. she drives me mental enough now, without being around me constantly. :/
i have other shit going on too, that this just tops. but it's not really stuff for blog.
anyway,
work tomorrow... so might attempt to go back to sleep soon.
night (:
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